Wise and witty thoughts are the only things that bring me any solace during tax-filing season — thoughts, such as these:
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” (Bill Murray)
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.” (Mark Twain)
“It’s fitting that April 14 is National Pecan Day, because it…