Knock knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Tony and Joe.”
“Tony and Joe who?”
“We’re with the government and we’re here to help.”
“Get off my property! My father said those were the nine most terrifying words in the English language.”
“Come on, man! Open your damn front door.”
“OK. But first take off your masks so I can see who you are.”
“Mr. Reagan, we’re here to t...