“Where’s your Bayer?”
I vividly remember that question from my high school job working in a convenience market in my Tennessee hometown.
A buxom young lady from out-of-town posed the query and I helpfully directed her to the section of the store showcasing our aspirin, bandages, Merthiolate, etc.
She sauntered to the shelves I suggested. Alas, she searched in vain. I clarified the directions. The…