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Save water, shower with a bureaucrat?

If you’re like me, you enjoy few things more than a long, hot shower.
Nothing loosens the muscles or washes your worries away better than gradually turning up the hot knob until you’re red as a boiled lobster.

Texas is not the new Taliban

As expected, everyone’s apoplectic about the Supreme Court’s decision not to block the Texas abortion law.

And they came for the leprechaun, too

I’m right infrequently enough that I like to point it out when it happens. This time, I wasn’t only right. I was downright prophetic.

The troubles with Biden’s brain

Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York got a special Emmy last year for his nauseating daily pandemic press conferences.

A time when miles were subjective

When we cruise across the south Louisiana prairies today, we know almost exactly where we are all the time. Numbered markers are set along the highway at one-mile intervals, so we can calculate how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.