The following are excerpts form the Eunice Police Department radio dispatch logs.
May 4
05:47 Corner of Boudreaux and Maple male on the corner crying and shooting a gun.
05:51 Large piece of sheet metal on the road at Oak and Gum.
05:57 Male shot with a paintball gun. Subject does not want to press any charges.
07:24 12-year-son ran away from residence in the 2000 block of Betty.
08:13 Remove subject from 700 block of Richard.
08:56 Subject under car port in the 100 block of Mill.
10:22 Lobby complaint about fight at Mr. Gatti’s on May 3.
11:22 Stalled vehicle in front of Doughnut Queen.
12:47 Lobby complaint about stolen medicine.
13:15 Lobby complaint about charges pending on son for choking him.
13:45 Disturbance it the 800 block of South Beulah.
13:51 Lobby complaint about subject being beat up.
14:02 Wreck in front of Burger King.
17:02 Juveniles trying to fight his daughter in the 800 block of South Beulah.
17:31 Male said his renter assaulted him.
18:11 Children playing chicken in the 800 block of West Park.
19:31 Escort man off Good Hope premises. He has been banned.
19:47 Juveniles playing with weapons on gully on 12th Street.
21:47 Lobby complaint about stolen law mower.
22:12 Reckless driving on West Vine. Driving without headlights and flat tire.
22:40 Lobby complaint about stolen bike.
23:52 Person appears to be drunk on North 8th.
May 5
00:25 Car window broken in the 100 block of Benoit.
00:39 Woman said car was stolen at Eunice Inn.
07:48 Neighbor discharging shotgun in his yard in the 1000 block of West Ash.
07:52 Man he shot an air rifle and killed a raccoon.
08:33 Fake $20 bill received in the 400 block of South 10th.
09:02 Female with a shovel looking under vehicle on La. 13 near Charlie’s Tire. Said she has slept in three days.
09:33 Dog Stolen in the 400 block of North East.
09:52 Vehicle in ditch near Maple Avenue Pharmacy.
10:48 Officer requested to 1900 block of West Dudley about a guy in his 40s on Peach Street touching one of the kids.
10:48 Caller said the person who took his lawn mower lives at Lawtell.
12:09 Phone found by shed in yard.
12:19 Loose goats near Frey Laundry in the ditch.
12:41 Loose chicken in the 100 block of East Ardoin.
13:34 Wreck in front of Walmart.
19:53 Wreck behind police department with patrol unit.
20:27 14-year-old son isn’t listening in the 100 block of Child.
21:21 Gun shots heard at Vine and North St. Joseph.
22:37 Wreck at Magnolia and CC Duson.
23:00 Woman in fear of her lift in the 1200 block of Clanton. Husband is intoxicated.
May 6
01:52 Male and female behind old Super One digging.
04:05 Caller said his grandmother is to a home in the 400 block of Armide. Window broken. House appears to be trashed.
04:50 Grandmother said house has been like that since yesterday and doesn’t want to file a report or have any other investigation.
05:44 Female knocking on door and windows in the 400 block of Armide then ran down alley.
05:59 Subjects are back in the 400 block of Armide.
09:20 Naked elderly woman used the bathroom on herself and is being hostile toward others in the residence in the 1300 block of West Magnolia.
10:46 Kids picking up money at U.S. 190 and 1st.
10:50 Everyone is wearing vests.
11:36 Advised female of her rights. She was the driver of the vehicle involved a wreck on May 5.
12:58 Shots heard in the area of Cotton Street.
13:57 Officer waved down in the 600 block of Walnut about a 13-year-old subject pulling on resident’s doors.
13:58 Female at Hacienda parking lot said subject is following and harassing her.
14:35 Remove subjects from residence in the 1600 block of West Peach.
15:43 Man said he is being harassed and threatened in the 600 block of Bernice.
16:36 Acadia Parish deputy requests officer to 300 block of Pearl about recovered 4-wheeler.
17:25 Kids on 4-wheelers near tracks on Happy Hill throwing rocks.
18:31 Woman fell at new Tameran Apartments about spark plugs stolen.
19:40 Subject is returning spark plugs.
20:30 Snake at Bengal Village. Officer requested.
20:46 Snake expired.
21:16 Ungovernable juvenile disturbing ex-stepfather in the 1000 block of West Ash.
21:27 Subject took his kid and hit mother in the 300 block of Perrotti.
21:46 Officer spoke with all parties involved. Advised no one touched one another. All intoxicated. No charges pressed.
23:57 Male heard a noise on his roof.